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in this segment we talk about people

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taking shots at Bigfoot and aliens I

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must warn you of the graphic language

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and content and while we do have fun

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with these topics it doesn't mean some

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of us aren't believers enjoy the segment

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and I will talk to you later let's let's

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do some more [\h__\h] come on I got some

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stuff here guys I got a few things a few

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items if you if you please

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yeah I got nothing but time so I'm gonna

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read to you a passage out of the field

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guide to the extraterrestrials it's a

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complete overview of alien life-forms

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based on actual counts and sightings and

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I didn't deep and reading about UFOs

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Sasquatch paranormal encounters and

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along with trying to link some of it to

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the missing four were one stuff that

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we've been talking about over the past

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couple years and not last episode or two

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episodes we talked about missing 401

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cases and Sasquatch and Bigfoot and if

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you look at our YouTube comments we're

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actually gonna actually see people say

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you guys are dumb [\h__\h] you

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don't know you're talking about and some

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people's like oh that theory is not too

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bad pretty cold out there on YouTube

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yeah it's a wild place this is pretty

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ridiculous yes but I'm sticking with

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thee I'm sticking with my theory for

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when it comes to missing 401 with that

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this is a combination of UFOs working

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with a sasquatch using the Sasquatch as

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foot soldiers scouting parties and I

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don't know why it makes sense to me is

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something that the after I read a few

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articles about that I like that idea I

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like that that the UFOs might

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genetically breed Bigfoot big giant

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hulking creatures to go down there and

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take a look around if anybody gives you

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trouble knock on the head bring them

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back

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they're good if we want these people

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will give you a biscuit or something I

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don't know how they pay sasquatch it's

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probably in biscuits or Bitcoin in this

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in this guide to the extraterrestrials

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it is laid up pretty thorough there's

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pictures drawn of each of these

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creatures and there is a class there's

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different classes there's like amphibian

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there's humanoid there's a anime lien

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kind of in this this one let's soon as I

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saw this picture in here this looks like

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a goddamn Bigfoot and this is a story

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that goes along with this hold on I need

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to put on my reading glasses I think we

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should do oh my god you're sold we

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should do video for the live broadcast

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you think so yeah because it would be

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way more fun if we could toss it over we

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should just do like hang out since we

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have people who actually join the chat

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and stuff like it'd be more fun because

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I want to see what you're looking at

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well I tell you what over this weekend

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we could come up with a Google hangout

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put a layout together and do that I

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would be we have to call into Google

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Hangouts but it might be a better

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service in Skype no I don't know I mean

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Skype is pretty good so this passage is

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comes from an alien class of the anime

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and it's a hairy Bigfoot that's was

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classified having this this incident

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comes from October 25th of 1973 the

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location is Greensburg Pennsylvania

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which live south of Pittsburgh like 20

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miles maybe one activity around

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Pennsylvania when it comes to UFO and

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Bigfoot and this one is a bit of a doozy

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but let me know about 9 o'clock at night

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a 20 year old farmer and a local miner

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in some 15 others saw a bright red ball

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hovering high over a nearby field the

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farmer decided to investigate and a pair

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of paternal twins hopped into the car

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with him as they approached the three

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witnesses saw an object descending when

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they walked over the crest of the hill

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they came upon a dome-shaped object

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about a hundred feet in diameter

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the bright white object which made a

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sound like a lawnmower and either landed

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or was hovering just above the field

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suddenly one of the twins spotted

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something walking along the fence

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Polaski raised his rifle and fired a

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tracer slug over the heads of the two

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figures at first he thought they were

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bears then realized they were not the

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two creatures were taller than the

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six-foot fence once one was about eight

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feet tall the other was about seven feet

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both creatures were covered in long dark

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grey hair and their arms almost to the

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ground their eyes glowed green yellow in

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color the creatures made a whining sound

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back and forth as they as in

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conversation with each other and a

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strong odor like burning rubber was

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present when Polaski realized the

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creatures were headed toward them one of

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the boys ran back to the home and plus

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he fired three rounds into the larger

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creature apparently hit the creature

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made her whining noise and raised his

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hands towards the other creature at that

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moment the bright object in the field

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just disappeared a place where the

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object had been glowing white the

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creature then slowly turned and walked

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back towards the woods

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decided to report hesitant to the police

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when a trooper arrived at 9:45 he noted

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the glowing ring in the field and heard

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a loud wailing noise in her loud wailing

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noises in the woods

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suddenly Pulaski yelled that something

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was coming out of the woods towards them

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two men jumped into the patrol car and

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drove off later still at 2:00 a.m. when

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the investigating team arrived plus key

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a six-foot to 250-pound man went into a

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fugue I don't I don't know I don't know

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breathing heavily growling and flailing

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his arms the group decided to leave the

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scene after Pulaski came out of his

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confused state and the smell of sulfur

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in some other chemicals began to

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permeate the area psychiatrist or

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psychiatrist

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later examined a philosophy found no

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evidence of dishonesty psychopathic

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behavior or drug or alcohol

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use in in either the connection of this

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incident or previous in his life so do

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you have a story of the UFO Millennial

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break ball light landing the field three

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people witnessing creatures over

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six-foot this guy drop in some rounds in

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one of them and calling the police and

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then later being able to see these

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creatures again come back out of the

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woods found that to be very interesting

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in that connection he still never said

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anything about their junk no he didn't

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no I'm going to let it go because this

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is one of those rare incidences where a

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person actually fired up on these

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creatures and him that's like a rival

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though it's like is that the right

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decision how do you know these people

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want to fight that's kind of the point D

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would you open fire on and Haley if you

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saw him

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hi so if you hypothetically are in the

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midst of being abducted by aliens and

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you see my right like there's many

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stories of aliens that come right people

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wake up and they remember like shorter

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figures around their bed and if you

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could fight back would you I I don't

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know they have invaded your home and

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obviously they're breaking our laws by

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breaking and entering god knows it could

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be doing a home invasion burglar looking

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for Playstations don't these aliens

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understand property law I don't think

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they do Joe but would you fight back

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that is that is a question would you use

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a knife to stab them would you use your

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gun to shoot them if you were able to

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most people in stories are so paralyzed

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in fear or maybe they're you know

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they're psychically paralyzed that they

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don't fight back they don't do anything

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and they just the they go along with it

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what would you fight back would you

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actually strike an alien in the head

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with your fists I mean if they're gonna

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put probes in my butthole I want to see

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where this is going so you just want to

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go you you're actually saying you're

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gonna go along for the ride I you know I

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especially after I watched arrival I

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think you know when when you if this

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stuff kind of happens I think having an

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open mind and less of a violent reaction

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is probably the best way to go about it

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I wouldn't immediately perceive anything

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and necessarily as a threat especially

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if it was epic is a ship in a field and

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these creatures who are even if they

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invaded your house yeah even if they

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came in my house I'd be like all right

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all right what are we doing

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do y'all want a drink like what some

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friends hey you like Seinfeld

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yeah you're the most heavily armed

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person here what would you do you just

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want to come to the house

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well okay you wake up and you are

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surrounded by aliens good morning

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there's no way I can get to any of my

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guns I mean well shame on you for not

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having one next a bit bed prepared let's

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keep my okay right next to me I have

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enough room in bed sleep with you yeah

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sure

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you're going on the Alex Jones Wall of

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shame that's right you should have your

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every time I read about the abduction

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stories I can you wake up and see the

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aliens it's too late there already have

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you I'm putting you in a hypothetical

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situation where you wake up you see him

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around you and you are free to move

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around interact with them punch him talk

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to him what would you do how big are

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their genitals as well what are we

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talking about I'm saying they're the

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classic gray alien pretty pretty much

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like large head maybe three or four feet

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tall very smooth no exposed genital no

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external genital let me creak out and

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open fire or maybe like you know knock

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him upside the head and like hog time

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and throw in the Attic so you'd actually

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physically try to harm them well I mean

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we know agree to do it's not good you

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duck it and then I try

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like probe you and stick [\h__\h] in you or

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steal your semen or whatever that is

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true from all stories we have heard it

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probably wrote but as far as we know so

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they also say that all Trump supporters

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are violent racists so that was you Jeff

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exactly all [\h__\h] aliens why don't you

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go back to wherever you came from how do

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you know all these aliens want to probe

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you what if they want to take you to

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dinner first and then probe you maybe

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they stopped in your room really we are

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not probing him we were get him a lesson

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but look at him

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bad Intel base Intel but I I I

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personally if I woke up in there aliens

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around them so into the thought of it

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and like I still want to be taken up and

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do like a UFO he's consciously I do it

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means subconsciously I'm tired I'm

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scared to death of it I would try to

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communicate with them some ways that hey

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how can I help you

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what are you doing here do you have toys

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you got told me why you just put that

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probe in me and let's see where this

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goes

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are you a virgin I don't know why I

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probably shouldn't be asking that did

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you bring Connor I probably wouldn't be

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asking at it either I don't know would

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you ever try anal I don't know just like

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what are you gay yeah you on birth

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control I don't know why I probably

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wouldn't be asking that either I don't

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know why I would be asking them any of

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the stuff those are all the right

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questions I think when they say take me

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to your leader

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I think they go to Chris Hansen or you

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Mike yeah yeah I don't know wrestle me

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Delmon naked yeah next time you guys

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come here coming good

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they're always naked I'm bored and horny

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take me away take me cheerleader I'm

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bored and horny I would like to think

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that I would be I would be diplomatic

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with them I would like to think that if

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I could keep with them I'd be like yeah

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I would really like to learn I have

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everything that you know about the

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universe everything you know about our

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species and any forgotten civilizations

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and all that kind of stuff I would try

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to be nice initially and then if they

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proceeded to take me against my will

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even though I asked not to at that point

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if I could I would probably fight back

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I'd probably drop kick him or give him a

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high-power uppercut yeah I'm gonna put

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him in a figure four leglock crab you

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got your phone in one hand you've got

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the alien in the figure four you're like

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I'm the hoenn with the police like come

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on I've got him in a figure for anywhere

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probably pick up one of my four

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wheelchairs and hit him with it but we

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both give him some business yeah I have

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to as long as the referee wasn't looking

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but I don't know why there would be

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yeah the biggest concern I just 89 in

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the ref what the this is [\h__\h] up [\h__\h]

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then knowing the umpire they don't have

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a ref they bring an umpire that is

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correct chestplate

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the face mask I do have a maybe one or

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two more stories if you bear with me I

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don't know if you guys like [\h__\h] oh I

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think people like the paranormal stuff

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but I don't know I I'm fine with it I

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say go for it you're the most skeptical

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person here Jess I'm bored with me with

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the paranormal stuff and correct me for

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Ranjha

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mom's on board with the 411 stuff and

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she yeah he finds it really interesting

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I like the four one one stuff the most

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that's my that's my favorite stuff do it

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again

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one let me know if I read this before I

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don't think that I have this is another

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shooting event with okay this is another

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shooting event dealing with paranormal

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UFOs calm whatever you want all right

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Hina claims he shot I'm sorry I'll say

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this is from Argentina all right in May

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2015 a hundred claims that he shot an

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extraterrestrial they are gray they have

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four fingers on their hands and four

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toes on their feet they stand

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approximately a metre and 15 centimeters

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says uh this farmer who says he was

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later abducted Alberto 59 shared his

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experience with the the Chronicle

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newspaper in a counter he will never

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forget a few months ago I was hunting in

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a nearby field and I saw something going

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on a going at a hunting stand that's

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when I was surrounded by five

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extraterrestrials he said regarding

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their physical appearance he stated that

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they were gray with four fingers on

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their hands and four toes on their feet

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standing approximately metre tall they

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look like they're from the movies

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contact these great creatures did not

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end there on one later occasion bikini

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my house in abducted me the critical

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moment of this narrative came about with

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without question when the alleged death

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of one of these interplanetary visitors

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one day I went to hunt them we had a

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confrontation during one encounter and I

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shot one of them I referred to as the

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Scout because he was always ahead of the

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rest when I approached the body there

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was no blood in the wound there were

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three others came at me I returned to

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the site a few minutes later in the body

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was been no longer there by the

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spacecraft to shoot the alien correct

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but he's examining in the body all these

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these uh his his crew comes out and

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they're all like hey dude what's up

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that's correct and then it just cuts to

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I come back later in the dudes gone or

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whatever that's exactly what happened

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I've searched the body there was no

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blood in the wound and the three others

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came at me I returned to the site a few

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minutes later in the body was no longer

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there since I had been taken away by the

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spacecraft he concluded she retrieved

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when the other ones tried to approach

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him and then he came back and was gone

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yeah so we have to infer this but he

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didn't say it explicitly yeah this is

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only a few paragraphs here and it's

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coming from Argentina so I don't know

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something's lost in translation or not

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the he shot a deer the physical

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consequences of this incident have have

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been as in many cases insomnia headache

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insensitive sensitivity to light

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opinions are divided on the subject UFO

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researchers are being guarded the police

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is being kept silent and the local

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residents remained astonished so that's

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that another person claiming to have

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shot well in this isn't a small UFO or

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alien creature yeah be awesome man oh if

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I shot an alien I totally mount that

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[\h__\h] up in the living room thank you I

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don't mind a lot of aliens and [\h__\h] and

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I don't even know taxidermy guy who's

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ever done this but I say what I have

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that head right up there I'd actually

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have the whole thing I do one of those

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you know where they have like the they

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shot a fox and so they get the whole

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thing stuffed and they mount it up like

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it looks like it's hunting or something

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I do that with the alien except that

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happened with like a big old dildo in

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his hand he's trying to probe somebody I

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would actually put one of those Joe

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Rogan and the flashlights in there all

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my friends and family to come over and

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watch me you know just for Christmas we

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[\h__\h] the alien I'm Christmas come on

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over it's a rite of passage thing he

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died he shot it he gets the kid gets the

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[\h__\h] the alien on Christmas it's what

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Jesus would have wanted

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he likes it exactly funny if you were

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[\h__\h] the a the dead alien and it

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glowed

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yeah well that's alive I [\h__\h] it to

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life ops are the missing foreign one

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yeah it will be nice I think you will

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love it